Adolf Hitler Lives — In New Jersey

Adolf Hitler Campbell, age 3, came to the attention of the New York Daily News when a New Jersey ShopRite refused to provide his family with a birthday cake inscribed “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler.”

Little Adolf “has two sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler,” the newspaper reports.

No word yet on whether the ACLU will be representing Master Hitler in a discrimination lawsuit against ShopRite.