If you’re in the market for bigger government, higher taxes, and a confused foreign policy, then have we got a deal for you!
The champagne socialists at New Progressive Coalition LLC (“Your political giving advisor”) are now offering Political “Mutual Funds,” the only investment opportunity that promises to ultimately suck your bank account dry, along with the bank accounts of your descendants.
Act now and we’ll name a massive government program after you!
Operators are standing by!
According to the NPC:
Political giving can be easy and strategic…Simply choose an issue you care about and invest in a portfolio of powerful and unique organizations that are working effectively to solve our pressing political challenges.
HillaryCare can be a reality, if only you’ll dig deep for the cause. Won’t you show you care?
For more information on this exciting new investment opportunity brought to you by Andy and Deborah Rappaport, please read this news report.